B:Hello, what you doing here, who are you? The Flying Dutchman: Het jy my tv ?? B: My codename is Mikhail Breznikov, but you can call me Bongi The Flying Dutchman: *snort* nice name, where'd you get it? the Water front? B: Don't you think I've been mocked enough, because my father, Sipho, did not put a click in my name? The Flying Dutchman: Versin! B: I was taken by the Russians as a slave, but I maintain my Sowetan heritage with this afro. The Flying Dutchman: Verstaan jy Afrikaans? B: stop! English only - I do not understand your language. The Flying Dutchman: mm? why am I here?The Flying Dutchman: Ja waars ons kinders? B: I said English. Can you handle it? The Flying Dutchman: Hmm? B: Because you are cute and i like to lick the chocolate starfish if you are wondering why my voice is not in sync with my lips, it is because when I was a little boy my best friend Jacob Zuma taught me how to talk shit and just like him I have mastered it, and I now talk through my ass as well.