Well Hello Mrs. Jones Good neighbor Sam How are you doing? While you're working nine to five Do you know what your kids are doing?
Youngest debbies' skipping class Grades so poor she'll barely pass Oldest roger he's so dear A pessimist the end is near
The family ties are breaking down There's not much to do to save them Tell yourself you'll spend more time With the kids they'll say forget it
[Chorus] Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam
Everything you work so hard You only want the best You tell yourselves and your friends They're better than the rest Don't you know that I feel tone & tons of sorrow Hey! By the way you got a rake that I can borrow?