Slime on my toes
A constant dripping from my nose
I guess you know the way it goes
Yeah, it's runny runny runny
And it's fluey fluey fluey
Live in my hair
I feel 'em crawling everywhere
They're breeding in my underwear
And it's scummy scummy scummy
And it's screwy screwy screwy
Crust on my sheets
I know I shouldn't but it's kinda neat
I wish myself bon appetit
'Cause it's yummy yummy yummy
And it's chewy chewy chewy
Sleep in my eyes
The tiny turds of household flies
The cheese I keep between my thighs
Yeah it's gummy gummy gummy
And it's gluey gluey gluey