I think you are living in denial
 
Oh can't you see she's pretty wild?
 
And every night I pray that you don't knock her up
 
'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child
They say "l'amour est né à Paris"
 
So she's planned a little trip to France
 
while she's in anxious anticipation
 
I really hope you have a horrible vacation
And so you think of me when you arrive.
 
Hope the french fleas eat you both alive.
 
And your room smells
 
And the toilet doesn't flush
 
And locals treat you mean
 
And the service takes too long
'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two
 
But you just smile
 
Like it's all the same to you, to you
 
Chorus:
 
But when you learn your lesson
 
Come like a prodigal son
 
Read the big sign at the airport
 
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
And when you learn your lesson
 
Come like a prodigal son
 
Read the big sign at the airport
 
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
 
Where did you get the ability?
 
To make fakes promises to me
 
You are exactly like
 
a politician
 
Need everyone's approval just to see if you are doing right.
And I hope you both freeze under the Eiffel Tower
 
So you end up throwing in the towel
Hope you'll miss me
 
And someday you're gonna see
 
That I put my trust in you
 
But you turned you back to me.
'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two
 
But you just smile
 
Like it's all the same to you, to you
 
Chorus:
 
But when you learn your lesson
 
Come like a prodigal son
 
Read the big sign at the airport
 
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
And when you learn your lesson
 
Come like a prodigal son
 
Read the big sign at the airport
 
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
 
Chorus:
 
But when you learn your lesson
 
Come like a prodigal son
 
Read the big sign at the airport
 
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
And when you learn your lesson
 
Come like a prodigal son
 
Read the big sign at the airport
 
Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour
 
Mon amour, mon amour...
Passengers with destination
 
Passengers with destination
 
Passengers with destination to Hell
 
Please proceed to your gate, we are ready to board now.