{Crowd cheering}
(Funky Man) (Sock it to me Funky Man)
What's happening? (Nothing)
(My name is the Funky Man) Huh,
Funky Man (What's happening baby?)
(Man, you can't do nothing with me, 'cause I'm funky!)
Listen
{Guitar screech} How do you feel Funky Man?
(I told ya I'm funky, baby, didn't I tell ya?)
(Oooh wee!) (??????????) Move out,
Funky Man (Man, I guess I'll move to Philadelphia)
Move away from me I dig the way you sound,
Funky Man (You dig the way I sound?)
(Listen to me now)
('Cause I'm so funky, I'm gonna funk the whole world up)
(Do you hear?!) (The whole world is going to be ???????)
(Watch me come down on all the people)
Funk them up Funky Man
(Listen man, you wanna come and party with me)
('Cause I'm funky baby)
No no, huh-uh I'm goin' home and put on some cologne
So I can smell sweet But I'll still be funky
'Cause I'm the Funky Man Remember that